cant be a week
Greetings, It is I, Ian, returning to bring you hopefully pleasure. As im sure at least one of you noticed, the sidebar has not changed for the last week. this is due to several reasons, and since i dont really feel like making excuses, so, i was busy, and its midterm week. right now i prob should be sleeping studying or doing homework, i am doing none of them. ill prob do some studying yet tonight, but maybe not. So, news and whatever from the last week or so:
St. Vanentines Day now for all you who think ill right some romantic or some deep thing about it, heh heh heh, right. cuz not only do i not do that, im also really not that good at it. so, mmmmmmmm candy. ever think it is bad for you to eat compacted sugar with writing on it? probably, but meh. and cinnamon hearts are good.
Charcoal mmmmmm. thick water with a sandy aftertaste (and residue). no, i wasnt on fear factor or anything, i accually enjoyed raspberry jam. yes, consuming raspberry jam is accually tied to drinking charcoal. so to make a long story only moderatly long, it begins. So i have some breakfast, toast with raspberry jam (and i think eggs). all is fine, grab my stuff and head off for school. i get not to far, and my lips start hurting. im like o crap. see my lips get sore at first when i have an allergic reaction (weither a large or a small one). so im like, ill see what happens. so i keep walking, i get maybe half way there and im getting other signs of a reaction, so out comes the wallet and down goes a benadryl. i keep goin to school and get there and still all reactiony and stuff. so i go to class hopeing it will go away. then my hands get itchy and my back and i have hives on my arms. now being itchy is annoying, being itchy when you are sitting in class, even more so. so finnally half an hour in im like, screw this im going to the hospital. [note: now i have to add something. im going to call the teacher the room nazi. but i mean that in more of a funny way, not really a cruil way. i know many of you really dont like him and stuff, but i do. i do agree he does have some interesting (ie not good) teaching technics, but overall i think he is a good guy (why am i such a optismist/nice guy?). so anyway we arnt allowed to leave the class after 15 minutes had passed (except to go to the bathroom or something, but not like leave leave). so im sure if i packed up my stuff and said i was going to the hospital that wouldnt be a problem, but since i am the "finding errors guy", i didnt that was a really good idea, and also i really didnt want to tell the whole class. but the finding error thing, sometimes on the slides, there are mistakes in the formulae and such, and i often catch these. so, no lie, we will be in class, and if i dont say anything, then he will turn to me and ask "havnt found any errors yet?". and the other day there was a 1 subcript rather than a 0, and when i wrote it down i wrote down the 1, then noticed it later and changed it, thinking i had made the mistake. then somone else pointed it out and he turned to me and said, "you didnt catch that one?", ya but i think it is kinda funny. and i made up for it by thinking there was an error in the last equation, but there wasnt, but really who takes the derivative with respect to a-knot, when there is also a t?] but to get on with my story. i left my stuff and just left (we had the next 2 classes in the same room so it was ok). i get to the hospital and walk like 40 miles through the hospital to get to emergency. i get there and the dude helps me at the counter, asks me the stuff and whatever. then i have to go to the registration thing, but the guy thought i was "raspy and short of breath" so he wheels me over there in a wheelchair. so i do all that, then he wheels me into the emergency place (allergic reactions are the best cuz you get instant service, also if you have heart problems/cheast pain). so im the only one in the "trama" unit place. i really dont feel that bad. but i strip down for the nurses and they hook me up to all this stuff and ask me whats wrong ect. then the doctor comes basically says hi, then leaves and talks to the other docter about what they will give me and they decide to give me benadryl, something and something else. i forget. so into the iv they go. then he gets the idea to give me charcoal to stop any more raspberry jam from entering my sytem. si out comes a bottle of charcoal. (i made a joke about chocholate flavoured stuff, and they accually looked for flavoured stuff for kids) so i have a straw drinking this thick water with dirt in it. when im done my lips were (apparently) black and stuff. overall pretty bad. but i got it down. then not too long after that (to shorten the story i left out some o the jokes) they wheel me into the B unit, for the ordinary monitared people. so i hang out ther efor prob close to 2 hours, then they finally let me go. and it worked out perfectly that i got to go and catch my friend with my stuff just as the last class of the day was ending. so the moral of the story, i guess im now allergic to raspberries and/or raspberry jam.
SNL i feel i should at least say something about this. it was good this week. and some funny quotes. Bateman on Arrested Development vs. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition: "how can we compete with a hot shirtless guy making a skate ramp for a kid with no bones?" hilarious, and i have to agree with my dad that it would be hard if not impossible to do all that in a week. Tina on weekend update (jimmy come back): " Macaulay Culkin and [name] will testify in the michael jackson trial saying he didnt try to molest them when they were young, in a related story, im going to testify in the william blake murder trial because william blake didnt try to murder me." and classic Jimmy: "o ya, my wife is a black bear, who's the idiot now tina?" Timberlake (old on as well): " im gonna need a new menu, this ones on fire"
boycott/lent. im sure some of you have noticed that in order to sign onto messanger, you have to download the new version. i dont really feel like doing this. so i was unoffically boycotting messanger. this was because:
1. I sedom talk to people on it
2. you come across weird, people cant always get what you are trying to say.
3. Im sure i could spend my time better.
ya, that and maybe some other ones. now all you guys will be like, "o ian is boycotting something for no good reason, hes stupid". well maybe, but meh. But then when i was thinking of a title for this section, i thought of a good idea (which im sure you know what it is now), im giving up messanger for lent. and i think i was probably pretty close to starting on the right time too. weird. anyway, ya that is my lentingness. I will say that messanger is nice if you need to talk to someone, but we do have phones, or email. i find it funny how we are slipping, a while ago a friend, who shall remain nameless, left a message for me in a comment. sure its nice to have people respond to comments and be all talkative and stuff, but it seems weird to catch up by leaving messages on the internet where eveyone can read them. thats my opinion anyway. i really think my keyboard should stop typing after about 10pm. i always say interesting things, maybe its good, like the bad auditions on american idol to boost the ratings, but im not sure. but reading week next week so i will have lots of "free" time, so i should be updating the sidebar this weekend.
ian
6 Comments:
Hey Ian...Dont eat Raspberry Jam
-Doug
Ian, I would have really loved to read your very long blog, but I had to play xbox live. And yeah, like Doug said, "Dont eat Raspberry Jam."
-Justin
ya, turned out a little longer than i had anticipated, whatever. books still seem to sell.
Ian
Ian. You stink. And your nameless link doesn't work but I know exactly where you tried to make it go. So, just because you think you can get away without advertising my website properly does not mean you get to be derogative. Right, there's absolutely no correlation there at all but I made my point.
PS. Eat raspberry jam.
P.P.S. I have now deleted you from my messenger until Easter. No offence, but I have other friends vying for that coveted messenger spot. No, really. I do. *Looks around*... friends?
there the link is fixed up, i spend too much time writing so i like never test my links. and my MJ picture keeps disappearing.
Ian
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