What my day could have been like

-Disclaimer-
This is a story about how my day would have been cool if these things had happened. They might have, or might not have, I am not saying either way. So I just had this day and hypathetically if these things happened, it would have been cool and the day would have been memorable and worth posting. And to make it 100% easier to write I will refer to these events as though they happened even thought they may or may not have.
So my day started out (technically by playing Warcraft but we will count this day as when i woke up) So it started around im not even sure, like 6 or 7, when i heard a clunk, like something had fallen off my shelf. I truned on my light to figure out what it was, and after like 5 seconds of looking i didnt find anything. weird, i was sure i was looking really hard. so i went right back to sleep. then around 830 or so there was another terrible noice. only this time it was the phone. stupid phone on Saturday mornings. It was for my roomate and he wasnt here (i determined this after i went and knocked on this door, heard on answer, then on the way back to my room saw his shoes were gone). After this phone call i was like man im tired, why did he call me so early. then even more depressing was that i realized my alarm was sceduled (ah lets say set, easier to spell) to go off. so i slept for 30 mins, then the radio alarm went off, snoozed for 30 mins, beeper alarm went off, snoozed for 30. finally decided to get up cuz i had to be somewhere at 11, (10 at the time). so i hopped in the shower for like 20mins or so (it took me a while to wash my hair) then i had to do my hair, and eat, and check my eamil to see where i was going. and listen to my music. So i left at about 11, and was only about 15 mins late, but it was ok cuz another person was later than that. so we went shopping for this thing we thought was 8 feet, but turned out to be 9 feet long. this was ok except that we were travelling in a car. so we ended up putting it in the trunk, folding down the back seat, and running the object up to the front of the car. Me i was originally sitting in the now folded down back seat so i ended up lieing in the back of the car half in the trunk. CTTMHH1(cool thing that may have happened). At one point i accually pretty much put myself entirely in the trunk. If you ever were to ride in one, you wouldnt have to worry about being entirly in the dark all the time. The brake light on the top of the trunk lights up the trunk quite nicely. also the driver (who may or may not exist) will think of me every time they(i realize this is not proper english. there is no single genderless way to express someone. ex-'he' or 'she'. 'they' is accually a plural and thus should not be used as a single pronoun. stupid english) stop quickly and the window washer bangs against the front of the trunk wall (i.e. the back seat) or just falls over and clunks will think of me (sorta sure that is close to a complete and logical sentance). later, we were driving somewhere to get something and we were going to a chain store in which i had a friend that worked at one location in Edmonton but i didnt know which store. so when we got to the store and were checking out, there it (see 'it' is maybe more proper than 'they' but it really sounds bad. stupid english) was CTTMHH2. the cashier places were set up so that 2 cashiers were in the same alcove with a counter on both sides, so the cashiers had there backs to each other. well this friend of mine was the cashier right beside us facing the other way. as we were leaving I said hi and we talked for a sec. So we were back at the place doing stuff with people we were faced with a problem that if we left the area we were in to go to the other area we needed to visit we would not be able to get back to the original area due to locked doors. So our solotion to this problem, taping the doors so they wouldnt latch CTTMHH3. Just like in the movies or books, it was pretty cool. we got to do it twice too. WEll that is about all the cool things i might or might not have done. it would be nice to bring this post to a nice close, but i really dont want to so, ya. O ya and at one point we may have followed ,at a distance, a police dude's car, into a do not enter zone.
Ian