Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Thought processes

Welcome back, lets get into it,
4 Officers Slain. Im sure that anyone in canada who watches any news has probably heard at least a bit about it. and if you live in edmonton and havnt heard about it, well thats just sad. well anyway 4 mounties were guarding a QuonsetTM at a farm that they had a warrent for or something. but anyway, somehow the guy who owned the farm snuck into the QuonsetTM (yes while it was being guarded) and for some reason (i havnt really be following the story a lot) the 4 officers went into the QuonsetTM and were gunned down by the suspect (but i guess he is more than a suspect now isnt he). after the man came out of the QuonsetTM and exchanged gun fire with the cops outside, then went back in. later the cops stormed the QuonsetTM and found the 4 officers and the man dead. this all happened last thursday (yes im a little slow). also sympathies go out to all the people affected by this tragedy from the staff (thats me and prob jon) here at LNR.
he got away? Due to this tragedy, the great marketing gimmick, "96x $20,000 fugative" was cancelled. in addition, they are donating the $20,000 prize was given to the families of the victims. Its sorta nice that the fugative things are off the radio, but im sure they will be back soon, yay!
whizz and zoom Another great way of marketing/advertising? zoom media. who? they are the people who put ads in the bathroom. too much you thing? well i disagree, mostly. I enjoy them. they give you something to read while you are doing your business. but there are some rules that should be followed.
Ian's rules of bathroom advertising
1)Ads in front of urinals must be places a minimum of a foot past the back of the toilet. (this makes them easier to read without leaning back or looking around.
2)Ads should contain lots of reading material. (there are some that are just art or like a car and 4 words. when it comes to adds in the bathroom people are guarenteed to spend at least a short time in there, you can put more text than a usual add (on a highway for example). also often people will come back into the same bathroom day after day because it is convenient, so they can finish the reading when they come back. this leads us into rule 3)
3)Ads must be changed often (a month is too long, no one wants to stare at the same picture of a sunfire 6 inches in front of your face for a month)
a good example of a ad that followed rule 2, but not so much rule 1 was one i saw today. it was a government of canada one about joining the army reserve. It was good becuase had alot of reading, but one definite flaw was the location. it was off to the right. and one place you dont want to be looking while using the urinal is off to the side.
nerds protecting us? On the soldier on the ad mentioned above was a camouflage suit thing. this got me to thinking, everyone knows what the old fashioned camo looks like, it is often fashional and/or cool now. but the new camo is like pixelated camo. computer genorated camo. the colours like morph into each other in a bizzare binary way. it must be much more camo'd in the battlefield or something.
the final links Tom Hanks wore army fatigues in Saving Private Ryan, and Tom Hanks was in Apollo 13 with      Kevin Bacon, thank you

Ian

4 Comments:

At 6:01 PM , Blogger Jeanine said...

I suppose with that great new waterbottle, those zoom media ads have become an important part of your life.
Anyways, I definitely agree with all the important details of how to make zoom media better. For one, the changing of ads... there's this one telus ad for beepers in the women's locker bathroom that I see all the time. The slogan is "tis the beeping season". However, I know it is not from this Christmas, or even the one before... it is from three xmas's ago. How do I know this? because it was there in september of my first year and has never changed. Now that ad needs the boot already.
Oh yeah, and I'm also intrigued by the differences in the guy's washroom ads vs. the girls. I know we've got lots of united way ads... good ol' David's not on the streets and linda's not being beat up by her partner, and lots of sexual assault center ads. And... lol... yeast infection ads (Okay, I can see why that's not in the guy's bathroom). But I've never seen a car or army recruitment ad. How interesting. Don't girls drive cars or join the army?

 
At 6:02 PM , Blogger Jeanine said...

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At 4:24 PM , Blogger Ian said...

Posting comments then deleting them gives me a sence of disapointment cuz i accually only have 1 but it says i have 2.
Ian

 
At 2:20 AM , Blogger Jeanine said...

Now you have four but you actually have three. Really, though, doesn't the first comment have enough material in it to make up for the second missing comment? Oh yes, and "sence of disapointment cuz i accually" -> from your comment... = -5 points Ian. Find all the misspelled/messed up words and you can have a chance to regain those lost points. However, you are now still in the positive at +15. Might want to play it safe and just not reply to this comment. Could be something detrimental to yourself.... lol.. I seriously couldn't care less about spelling and punctuation but picking it out of your stuff just is too much fun to resist.

 

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