Lack of motivation
Do to my lack of motivation to post, and my abbundance of time doing nothing, i havnt post in sevaral a-day. So here is my post. i will be using the format onced used before which i believe was stolen by ms. Jeanine at Artichokes. But i changed it a bit and added a new 'feature' thing.
1) HALO 2. 13 people. (drooling noice). Saturday i played like 6 hours of halo 2 with about 11 other people. it was insane and fun. one of the best things is that the network connection thing was working (unlike last time with 2 x-boxes it was only sorta working) and there were some good people but they didnt entirely dominate. My best finish was 2nd overall for kills in a team sniper. but my team lost. drat. "I see a room. With walls. And ceilings. No, just one ceiling." -Micheal J. Caboose
2)Peterson case. After being found guilty, Scott Peterson will be put to death for the murder of his Wife Laci. "Brian: What will they do to me?
Ben the Prisoner: Oh you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
Brian: CRUCIFIXION?
Ben the Prisoner: Yeah, first offense. " -Life of Brian (1979)
3)SNL. SNL was pretty good this week. I really enjoyed the Bono on the spanish talkshow sketch. THe big Cockroach one was also funny. I did miss the opening sketch and monologue though, stupid halo 2, ok no. But weekend update was definatly the best part of the show and one of the better WU of the new season. Brett Hall was funny (see "anonymous'" comment on NHL and MTC post) lindsay lohan cameo was ok to good. all the stories were like every other good week, and the colin farrel Interview about alexander was hilarious (but still doesnt beat Fallon/Hilton interview). "So you used Greece to beat off the entire pursian army?" -Tina Fey (SNL)
3) This is also tied to SNL, my dislike/[large rabbit trial so an honourary 4) inside 3)
4) if 'un' is a prefix meaning 1. Not: unhappy.
2. Opposite of; contrary to: unrest.(dictionary.com). (incomplete senctance previously) now if i understand something 1. To perceive and comprehend the nature and significance of; grasp. See Synonyms at apprehend.
2. To know thoroughly by close contact or long experience with: That teacher understands children.
3.
1. To grasp or comprehend the meaning intended or expressed by (another): They have trouble with English, but I can understand them.
2. To comprehend the language, sounds, form, or symbols of.
4. To know and be tolerant or sympathetic toward: I can understand your point of view even though I disagree with it.
5. To learn indirectly, as by hearsay: I understand his departure was unexpected.
6. To infer: Am I to understand you are staying the night?
7. To accept (something) as an agreed fact: It is understood that the fee will be 50 dollars.
8. To supply or add (words or a meaning, for example) mentally.
Then does that mean that if i 'derstand' something, it is the opposite of understandng something? and before you all get all"its not the root . . . meh meh meh . . . dont you know any english . . . meh meh meh" when it first occured to be it made sence, then i looked at the word 'understand' and realized i was shooting in the dark, and rather than completely ignoring it and saving face, i posted it on the internet so anyone with an internet connection can see it and read it. "So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.
- Bertrand Russell" which now brings me to (yes i still realise im in 3)
5) Ian's form of English. I now declare derstand as the opposite of understand in Ian's language loosly tied to english. The only other main feture of this language, that basically every plural is made by finishing the word with an 'i'.
cats=cati equations=equati Weapons of Mass Destruction=Weapi of Mass Destruction.
"The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons."
-Russian military doctrine. and now back to the middle of 3)]derstanding of bands with gender names (ex. Spice Girls, Backstree Boys (new albumn out next year march maybe)) that do not use the prober gender(ex. Boomtang Boys, or DiCammilo Sisters) or the ones with mixed genders (Venga Boys and Scissor Sisters). The scissor sisters is the tie to SNL. They had a male band with 2 lead singers. one was a female and the other male. but in there defence the male singer looked about as straight as a slinky, so. . . and the DiCammilo Sisters have a funny song "But Why's it so cold?" that i have been watching on Yahoo! Lauch but they are apparently the same people who sing a mustard song or freaky mustard man song or something. but still. that is my beef with confusing gender artist names. "Oops I mean girl girl girl girl" -Eminem (Just Lose It)
6) I beleive that is all i can think of so 6) will be telling you the addition i made to the original patern. At the end of every number i added a "quote" that was in some way realated to the subject. Im sure if i had more time and cared more they could be better and all have the same properties, or something (good idea for next time maybe). but that is all i have for now, so enjoy my postings and post for ya later. "Why do writers write? Because it isn't there."
-- Thomas Berger
Ian
2 Comments:
Haha, I almost fell off my chair laughing when I clicked on the artichokes link this morning. Well done, I really needed a laugh about then. But I was suspecting such a scheme the second I saw the link. I'm starting to be able to predict your devious mind... on second thought, that's rather frightening. Maybe I should revert back to my previous state of ignorant derstanding bliss.
SNL comment: i ment to say this in the post but forgot, during the Bono sketch, as they were trying to figure out why bono always wears sun glasses. "Are you a California Raisin?" lol, classic.
Ian
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